Friday, 30 May 2008

Laura shares her style tips

I have just been watching Sarah's 'Girls Aloud Style' DVD with much interest. I have been a fan of the foxy fivesome for some time now and was eager to see what tips I could pick up from the glamorous girl group.However, all I really managed to learn was that you need a make up artist, stylist and outrageous budget to look that hot. Plus,after hearing them talk at length I began to suspect they were a gang of biffs. After they discussed the success of their various outfits, the blonde one claimed that their black and white phase made them look like they were going for a 'game' of karate. Since when is karate executed in games?This DVD has however inspired me to pull together some of my style and beauty tips for you all. For your comfort and enjoyment, check out some of my best advice:

If a part of your body is causing you distress, wear lots of layers until the part which is causing offence can no longer be seen.
Prioritise make up above breakfast. Make up is essential for the healthy functioning of the human body, wheras food is purely a psychological addiction.
Ignore comments that 'beauty is on the inside'. It very rarely is. If you watch those medical programmes where they cut people open, there is usually only blood and guts and intestines inside which all look horrific.
To create the illusion of constant perfect beauty, never answer the door or leave the house without make up on. Facial nudity is wrong.
Never attempt to undergo any medical procedure involving general anaesthetic without make up. They will peer at your face before you go to theatre and ask suspiciously if you are wearing any, but from my own experience it is possible to be operated on whilst coated in foundation and concealer. If you answer with confidence, this can often fool the medical staff into thinking you were simply born with flawless skin.
Never ruin your outfit by dropping bits of your tea down it. Always tuck in a couple of sheets of kitchen towel to your neckline before dining.I hope these tips can be of help to you all and one day when I am famous I look forward to producing my own style DVD.

1 comment:

Elsa41 said...

I, too, believe that facial nudity is just WRONG! I highly concur with wearing foundation and at least nude lip color to any operation. Your layering advice is invaluable and has revolutionized my social life. Thank you, Laura! I can't wait for your DVD to come out!