Laura and the extra vegetables scandal

I feel I must voice my concerns and anger over an issue that has been happening regularly in the carvery. This issue relates to persons who return to the carvery serving area for 'seconds' of vegetables.The carvery is designed for persons who are of already greedy disposition, to heap their plates as high as the heavens first time around. There is no need in my book ( and Alan's ) to then act like you aren't quite full and then re-heap your plate full of vegetable matter. It is pure gluttonous and uneccesary behaviour. If you were anywhere else, you would not enjoy a full roast dinner and then demand that the chef return to fill your plate with extra veg. Which leads me to the conclusion that people only do this because the extra veg is free.

It is a disgusting state of affairs and whenever I go online to complete a carvery survey in the hope of winning a thousand pounds, I always mention this.Besides the fact that extra veg servings are the hallmark of the pie man or woman, the act of refilling a plate that is covered in roast remains,cold gravy and spittle means the vegetable spoons become contaminated with all of the above vile types of matter.It has put Alan and I off enjoying our modestly heaped plates on many occasions.Last night we sat and ate our carvery meals and spouted incessantly about this freakish behaviour. The conversation led me to think of other things and types of behaviour which annoy me. For your comfort and enjoyment I will now detail them in list form:

1) People who stand at pedestrian crossings without pressing the button for the lights to change. What on earth goes through the mind of such a class A moron?Do they think the traffic will be able to read their mind and just stop? It beggars belief that people could behave in this way.
2) People who use 'lol' seriously in texts and instant messaging type communication. Pack it in already. The English language is a masterfully crafted work of art and manipulation of semantics is great fun as well as being useful brain excercise. Stop these mindless abbreviations.
3) Women who flap at their face with their hands when they cry. 'Oh look at me!' it says.'Look at me as I cry and pretend I don't want to and don't like the attention while really I am pure loving it!'.

I feel better now I have got all that off my chest. Please feel free to comment and let me know if you agree or disagree with my vehement ranting. Let me know your personal bugbears in life and I will do my best to get them all banned by the government.